Time to Step Up Our Christmas Traditions, America

Weihnachtsmarkt (Christmas Market)

I think I've discovered the root cause of why American's think German's only eat sauerkraut and

bratwurst while washing it down with beer... Christmas markets!!  Okay, okay... so German's eat that stuff all times of the day as well as all times of the year, but stands selling hot off the grill meats and freshly made crepes, candied nuts, and other delicious Christmas time treats are in full force as soon as December starts peaking up on your calendar.  

Dad, don't be too jealous while reading this... but Christmas time in Germany is hotdog heaven.  And not just your typical run of the mill Frank (which, fun fact, is named after Frankfurt).. but the kings/queens of hot dogs.  Some stands have 1/2 meter long Brats that you can share Lady & the Tramp style with your significant other... or just schweine-out on yourself.  

German's go all out on their decorations... name an American decoration and they've got it.. on crack. Amongst the shacks that will get you wine-wasted or sell you a tasty lunch/dinner are shacks that sell hand crafted ornaments, smoking essence Indians/houses, table cloths, and huge cookies that put our Valentine's day hard candy hearts to shame (the ones that say "I love you" or "My sweetie", etc).    

 Another tasty tradition here are the cutest little Christmas mugs that you can keep (if you don't plan on getting your 2.50 Euro deposit back).  Not so cute are the strong beverages that fill them, but they are oh so delicious.  A common drink here is Gluwein, a warm wine that people sip in the cold to keep them warm while chatting with their Freund und Freundin (friends).

Step up your decorations America! :]